Kimvy Telephone

Joke 1 of 2 about Envy's weight.

In Brotherhood/the FMA manga, while Ling Yao, Ed and Al are fighting Envy and Gluttony Ling observes that Envy's foot prints are unusually deep for some one so small. His weight is due to the weight of his unleashed form, aka dino-envy, aka the token CGI, aka only a face that Kimblee could love.....which makes us wonder, if he's so heavy, why he doesn't leave an awful butt-dent after sitting on Bradley's desk?

Also, Envy would totally get upset over something like Kimblee forgetting to call. Death Row/Solitary Confinement is no excuse!!

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